It
was a hot humid summer day down in South Carolina; Rex had traveled all the way
down here from his home in Washington to hangout with his old war buddy
Dale. Dale had invited Rex down to his
house out in the middle of the styx because he knew the man could use a little
vacation time. Rex gladly agreed to the
invite, and went down as soon as he could.
The two had been the best of friends ever since they went through Special
Forces training together.
Sitting on the back porch enjoying
nature with a bottle of Jack Daniels in between them, the two were having a
grand old time. It didn’t take long for
their old competitive nature to kick in.
“I bet I can drink you under the
table, you always were a little Nancy boy when it came to handling your
alcohol,” challenged Dale
“I’ll
take that bet you stupid hick,” Rex said as he grabbed the bottle poured
himself a shot and immediately downed it.
After about half an hour the bottle was entirely gone and both were
plenty drunk by this point.
“Well
that didn’t settle anything, we both had twelve shots and are still standing,”
said Rex.
“Clearly
we should settle this like the gentleman we are, I’ll go grab some guns. You grab some cans, we’ll see who has better
aim” said Dale.
Now Rex knew alcohol and guns were not a smart
idea, for regular people at least. But
this was not his first rodeo, he had shot firearms while trashed plenty of
times before with his old war buddies.
They reasoned they were trained to handle their firearms after going
days on end without sleeping, and it only takes three days without sleep before
you are legally considered drunk, so this activity was perfectly safe for them.
Well
Dale got the guns and Rex set up the cans deep in the woods were they usually went. Rex was up first, and managed to perfectly
shoot down all ten cans with ten shots.
“Well
it looks like I still got it,” Rex managed to drunkenly say.
“It
appears your not completely useless after all.
Be a dear and set up the next round for me?” Dale asked, and Rex cordially agreed.
He
stumbled over to the rack that held the cans and attempted to hop over the
ditch that was right and front of it but drunkenly failed and fell in. He could hear Dale laughing his ass off at
the sight while he was sitting in the ditch then suddenly he felt an extremely sharp
pain in his neck. It was rattlesnake, an
eastern diamondback to be more precise.
The little bastard must have been hunting, that’s why it never made a
sound.
Rex
let out a sigh of pain but Dale didn’t pay it any mind and continued laughing
his ass off. Rex knew he was
fucked. The bastard had bit him in the
neck, right near a main vein, he could hope that it was only a dry bight, and
no venom would come out, but he could somehow feel it running through him. If it bit him anywhere else he knew he would
live but that bastard had hit him in the sweet spot.