Horoscopes

Horoscope

No, no I refuse to read this shit,

I don’t care if its being graded.

I completely refuse to read it,

There is no way I will be persuaded.

Can’t you see that horoscopes are all a sham?

How do the stars say what my day will bring?

How does the month I was born determine who I am?

Seriously why is this still a thing?

Horoscopes are meant for those with a simple mind,

They read them for good news to get through the day,

And maybe help them in their daily grind,

Actually I take back everything I say.

I could really use some good news,

We could all stand to hear something nice.

It really doesn’t matter if it’s a ruse,

As long as it helps my worries cease.

Let’s just see what mine has to say:

“In the shower you will trip on your soap,

And be out of commission the rest of the day.”

I retract what I said, screw you horoscope.